Two Fools Tavern Menu and Prices

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Two Fools Tavern Menu

Last Update: 2025-03-14


Starters

Two Fools Irish Nachos

$8.95

House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our cottage pie beef.

Homemade Chips & Salsa

$4.25

Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.

Bakers Dozen Wings

$10.50

13 Chicken wings served with your choice of our house made guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce everyone else has or try a combo of both.

Macho Nachos

$8.95

Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce & sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef. Add guacamole for $0.75

Scotch Eggs

$6.95

Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.

Galway Bay Salmon Plate

$9.95

House made irish whiskey cured, gravlox salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made irish brown bread.

Cashel Blue Cheese Dip

$8.25

Served with house made irish brown bread, & irish potato chips.

Chile Cheese Chips

$5.95

Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.

Quesadilla

$7.50

Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck.

Liffey Chips

$8.50

Our Famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces.


Salads, Soups and Stews

Homemade Soup of the Day

$3.75 - $4.95

Salad & Soup

$5.50 - $6.95

Guinness Beef Stew

$4.95 - $8.95

Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread.

Jester’s Pot Pie

$9.75

A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.

Tavern Salad

$3.75

An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.

The Kerryman Chopped Salad

$8.50

Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber & bacon in our house mustard dressing.

Green Man

$6.50

A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.

Original Spin

$8.50

Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.

Cobb Salad

$6.95 - $9.25

Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.

Whatever Special

$7.95

A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from turkey, pastrami, ham or roast beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread


Sandwiches

Paddy O’Malley Melt

$9.25

8 oz Fresh hand formed harris ranch all natural beef burger, sauteed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.

Perky Turkey

$9.95

Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, monterrey jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.

RulaBula Ruben

$8.50

Corned beef, swiss cheese, franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.

Killarney Grilled Chicken

$9.75

Cage free all natural grilled chicken served with irish cheddar & bacon.

The Bookmaker

$9.75

Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of su jus.

New York Style Pastrami

$9.50

All natural seasoned pastrami & swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.

Pub Beef Burger

$8.50

8 oz of Fresh hand formed harris ranch all natural beef, just like mom made, served on a semolina bun.

Cobb Sandwich

$8.95

Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.

Babe in a Bun

$8.75

Tender pulled pork simmered in our own guinness BBQ sauce & topped with our home made apple slaw, delicious.

Blarney & Blue Burger

$8.95

8 oz Fresh all natural burger seasoned with cajun spices & topped with melted blue cheese.

Portobello Mushroom Sandwich

$8.50

Grilled portobello mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & swiss cheese on baked daily sourdough bread.

Chipotle Black Bean Burger

$8.50

A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.


Traditional Favorites

Ploughman’s Lunch

$8.95

Your choice of meat served with irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made irish brown bread.

Cottage Pie

$8.25 - $9.75

Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & Shredded cheddar cheese.

The Two Fools Fish & Chips

$9.95 - $22.45

Our award winning recipe begins with two pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, north atlantic haddock, served with chips, homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce. For a lighter fare one piece

Bangers & Mash

$10.75

Two traditional english sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory guinness & onion gravy.

Guinness Beef Boxty

$8.95 - $11.50

Two house made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered guinness beef stew. For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty: $8.95

Corned Beef & Cabbage

$11.50

Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.


Homemade Sweets

Bread Pudding

$4.75

House made bailey’s irish cream bread pudding served with a jameson whiskey sauce.

Guinness Brownie

$4.75

Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.

Bailey’s Cheesecake

$4.95

Served with a homemade whipped irish cream topping.

Apple Pie Ala Mode

$4.95

Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.


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