The Village Idiot Menu and Prices
The Village Idiot Menu
Last Update: 2025-03-14
Late BreakfastFrom Some, Right On Time For Others!
The Yank
$13.00
eggs, choice of bacon or breakfast sausage, breakfast potatoes, toast
0
Full English Breakfast
$15.00
eggs & heinz beans on toast, rasher & toast, rasher & banger, roasted tomato, mushrooms
0
Broken English Breakfast
$12.00
eggs & heinz beans on toast, roasted tomato, mushrooms
0
Breakfast Sandwich
$13.00
breakfast sausage, two fried eggs, gruyere, toasted sourdough
0
White Beans & Bitter Greens
$14.00
sourdough toast, two fried eggs, chili oil
0
Eggs Benedict
$14.00
english muffins, two poached eggs, hollandaise, asparagus or ham
0
Soup, SaladsAnd So Much More
Roasted Kabocha Squash Soup
$9.00
lemongrass, kale, chickpeas, pepitas
0
Mixed Green Salad
$7.00
baby heirloom tomato, cucumber, champagne vinaigrette
0
Arugula Salad
$11.00
persimmon, iced fennel, sunflower seeds, red onion
0
Baby Kale
$13.00
treviso, pear, st. andre cheese, pickled shallots, almonds
0
Chopped Salad
$15.00
baby kale, frisee, toasted sourdough, tomato, cucumber, chicken, poached egg
0
Ale-Steamed Mussels
$10.00 - $18.00
sourdough garlic mops, leeks
0
Deep Fried Brussels Sprouts
$9.00
bacon vinaigrette
0
SandwichesServed With Fries Or Farm Greens! Add Egg To Any Sandwich $2
Cornmeal
$14.00
crusted catfish po' boy, cayenne tartar sauce, butter lettuce
0
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$14.00
spicy slaw, lemon garlic aioli, micro celery
0
House Smoked Turkey
$14.00
provolone, arugula, mustard, cherry-lime aioli, toasted whole grain
0
Roast Beef Dip
$14.00
dry aged beef roast, gruyere, caramelized onions, jus
0
Roasted Vegetable Panini
$12.00
squash, roasted tomato, portabello mushroom, spinach, gruyere, lemon aioli
0
Griddle Burger
$15.00
yes its a sandwich too!, caramelized onions, dijon
0
Griddle Burger
$1.00
add cheese
0
Griddle Burger
$2.00
add egg
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$12.00
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$2.00
add bacon
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$1.00
add pickled jalapenos
0
MainsIn A Rush? Pies Are Baked To Order And May Take Up To 15 Min.
Griddle Tacos
$13.00
pork confit, cabbage, jicama, pickled carrot, thai basil, cilantro, black-eyed pea & corn salad
0
Steak And Potato Pie
$15.00
0
Roasted Broccoli Pie
$14.00
leeks, roasted red bell peppers, yukon potatoes
0
Fish And Chips
$16.00
malt vinegar dipping sauce
0
Roasted Salmon
$24.00
cauliflower, oyster mushrooms, swiss chard, almonds, fried capers
0
House-Made Beer Bratwurst
$16.00
sauerkraut, mashed potatoes
0
Featured Cut Of Pork
$23.00
seasonal squash, roasted garlic, red walnuts, marjoram, lemon
0
Grilled Half Chicken
$22.00
braised endive, kale, baby heirloom tomatoes, pecans, harissa-chicken jus
0
Daily Cut Of Dry Aged Beef
$27.00
romano beans, grilled cucumber, cippolini onions, fresno chiles, cilantro
0
Sides
Fries
$6.00
0
Breakfast Potatoes
$4.00
0
Egg
$2.00
0
Banger
$4.00
0
Radish
$4.00
0
Bacon
$5.00
0
Roasted Tomato
$3.00
0
In-House Bottled WaterAll Proceeds From Bottled Water Sales For The Month Of November Will Be Donated To Autism Speaks
Bottomless Jugs
$3.00
sparkling / still
0
DessertAdd A Scoop To Any Dessert
S'more
$8.00
graham cracker, dark chocolate pudding, toasted marshmallow
0
Warm Sticky Toffee Cake
$7.00
whipped creme fraiche
0
Mason Jar
$8.00
guinness brownie, bailey's pudding, cashew brittle, jameson creme anglaise
0
Russian Split
$8.00
white russian gelato, caramelized banana, whipped cream, coco nibs, pecans
0
House Made Chocolate Chip Cookie
$7.00
0
Scoop Of Madagascar Vanilla Gelato
$2.00
0
We Proudly Serve Four Barrel Espresso And Coffee
Single Origin Coffee
$4.00
decaf and regular
0
Espresso/Cappuccino/Latte
$4.50
(all espresso drinks are doubles) espresso blend, decaf and regular. cappuccino/latte espresso blend, decaf and regular
0
Single Origin Coffee
$4.00
decaf and regular
0
Espresso/Cappuccino/Latte
$4.50
(all espresso drinks are doubles) espresso, decaf and regular. cappuccino/latte, decaf and regular
0
Intelligentsia Tea
$4.00
organic earl grey, organic emerald spring green, lemon chamomile, organic english breakfast
0
Fresh Juices
$4.00
orange / apple / grapefruit
0
Intelligentsia Tea $4
Organic Earl Grey
Price may varies
0
Organic Emerald Spring Green
Price may varies
0
Lemon Chamomile
Price may varies
0
Organic English Breakfast
Price may varies
0
Signature Cocktails
The Panhandler
$10.00
bowen's whiskey, lemon juice, honey syrup, flamed orange
0
Ancho' Problem
$9.00
ancho chile-infused tequila, margarita fixins
0
Chocolate Manhattan
$12.00
cocao nib infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, bitters
0
The Back Cider
$10.00
house spiced bourbon, hot apple cider
0
Hot Flash
$12.00
reposado tequila, serrano chili, agave nectar, lime juice, ginger beer
0
Idiot's Cup #1
$12.00
tru lemon vodka, pimm's, cucumber, lemon-lime soda
0
Old Fashioned Idiot
$10.00
rye whiskey, angostura bitters, brown sugar, house bourbon gooseberzy, orange
0
Smoke And Sand
$12.00
mezcal, sweet vermouth, cherry heering, orange juice
0
Whiskey Business
$9.00
rye whiskey, orange peel/vanilla/clove/cinnamon syrup
0
Horsefeather
$9.00
rye whiskey, angostura bitters, ginger beer
0
Dark N' Stormy
$9.00
the kraken dark rum, lime, ginger beer
0
Sharing
Jar Of House Roasted Spicy Nuts
$5.00
0
Pickled Vegetables
$6.00
0
Tea Sandwich
$6.00
marrow & liver mousse, currant jam, pickles
0
Cured Meat Plate
$14.00
pork rillette, house ham, chicken liver mousse, pickles
0
Cheese Plate
$16.00
saint andré, point reyes blue, aged gouda, roasted apple, honey, nuts, grilled ciabatta
0
Roasted Lamb Meatballs
$11.00
house tzatziki
0
Deep Fried Brussels Sprouts
$9.00
bacon vinaigrette
0
Waffle Cut Fries
$11.00
chicken gravy, cheese curds
0
Grilled Flatbread
$13.00
goat cheese, shishito peppers, heirloom tomato, red onions
0
StartingAdd Flatbread To Any Plate For 3 Bucks
Roasted Kabocha Squash Soup
$9.00
lemongrass, kale, chickpeas, pepitas
0
Baby Kale Salad
$13.00
treviso, pear, st. andré cheese, pickled shallots, almonds
0
Roasted Apple And Arugula Salad
$11.00
red romaine, pomegranate seeds, fennel, croutons
0
Ale-Steamed Mussels
$18.00 - $10.00
sourdough garlic mops, leeks
0
Crispy Pork Belly
$11.00
spicy apple and jicama slaw
0
Signatures
Steak And Potato Pie
$15.00
0
Roasted Broccoli Pie
$14.00
leeks, roasted red bell peppers, yukon potatoes
0
Fish And Chips
$16.00
malt vinegar/ tartar dipping sauces
0
Griddle Burger
$15.00
caramelized onions, dijon mustard, fries
0
Griddle Burger
$1.00
add cheese
0
Griddle Burger
$2.00
add fried egg
0
On The Side
Grilled White Corn
$8.00
heirloom tomatoes, scallions, lime, cayenne pepper
0
White Beans And Bitter Greens
$8.00
0
Grilled Broccolini
$8.00
sundried tomato and olive sofrito, lemon juice
0
Mixed Greens
$7.00
tomatoes, cucumbers
0
Yukon Mashed Potatoes
$6.00
0
Fries
$6.00
0
Fried Chicken Tuesday
$32.00 - $17.00
(from 4pm, early birds) mashed potatoes, slaw, biscuit
0
Confit Bone-In Whole Pork Shoulder
$150.00
with spicy nectarine and jicama salad. requires 7 days advance pre-order, serves (6-10).
0
Sunday Roast
$23.00
(from 1pm on) leg of lamb, yorkshire pudding, market veg., gravy
0
DessertsAdd A Scoop To Any Dessert
S'more
$8.00
graham cracker, dark chocolate pudding, toasted marshmallow
0
Warm Sticky Toffee Cake
$7.00
whipped creme fraiche
0
Mason Jar
$8.00
guinness brownie, bailey's pudding, cashew brittle, jameson creme anglaise
0
Russian Split
$8.00
white russian gelato, caramelized banana, whipped cream, coco nibs, pecans
0
Warm Chocolate Chip Cookie
$7.00
0
Scoop Of Madagascar Vanilla Gelato
$2.00
0
S'more
$8.00
graham cracker, dark chocolate pudding, toasted marshmallow
0
Sticky Toffee Cake
$7.00
whipped creme fraiche
0
Mason Jar
$8.00
guinness brownie, bailey's pudding, cashew brittle, jameson creme anglaise
0
Russian Split
$8.00
white russian gelato, caramelized banana, whipped cream, coco nibs, pecans
0
Warm Chocolate Chip Cookie
$7.00
0
Scoop Of Madagascar Vanilla Gelato
$2.00
0
Seasonal Cocktail
The Back Cider
$10.00
house spiced bourbon, hot apple cider
0
Idiot Cocktails $12
Old Fashioned Idiot
Price may varies
rye whiskey, bitters, sugar, bourbon cranberry, twist
0
Smoke And Sand
Price may varies
mezcal, sweet vermouth, cherry heering, orange juice
0
Manhattan After Dark
Price may varies
cocoa nib infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, bitters
0
Ancho' Problem!
Price may varies
ancho chile-infused tequila, margarita fixins
0
Whiskey Business
Price may varies
rye whiskey, orange peel/vanilla/clove/cinnamon syrup
0
Hot Flash
Price may varies
tequila, serrano chili, agave, lime juice, ginger beer
0
The Panhandler
Price may varies
bowen's whiskey, lemon juice, honey syrup, flamed orange
0
In-House Bottled Water
$3.00
bottomless jugs (sparkling or still)
0
Morning Style
Croissant
$5.00
red huckleberry jam, butter
0
Banana Bread
$7.00
toasted walnut crumble, house butter
0
House-Made Granola
$8.00
seasonal berries, yogurt
0
Buttermilk Ricotta Pancakes
$12.00
bananas, vermont maple syrup
0
Quiche
$13.00
spinach, mushrooms, shallots, creme fraiche, with mixed greens
0
House Cured Salmon
$14.00
dill, smoked cream cheese, hard boiled quail egg, red onion, rye crostini
0
Eggs Benedict
$14.00
english muffins, two poached eggs, hollandaise, asparagus or ham
0
White Beans & Bitter Greens
$14.00
sourdough toast, two fried eggs, chili oil
0
Biscuits And Gravy
$13.00
sausage gravy, buttermilk biscuits, breakfast potatoes
0
The Yank
$13.00
eggs, choice of bacon or breakfast sausage, breakfast potatoes, toast
0
Breakfast Sandwich
$13.00
sausage, eggs, and gruyere on choice of croissant or sourdough, mixed greens
0
Full English Breakfast
$15.00
eggs & heinz beans on toast, rasher & banger, roasted tomato, mushrooms
0
Broken English Breakfast
$12.00
eggs & heinz beans on toast, roasted tomato, mushrooms
0
Afternoon Style
Roasted Kabocha Squash Soup
$9.00
lemongrass, kale, chickpeas, pepitas
0
Ale-Steamed Mussels
$18.00 - $10.00
sourdough garlic mops, leeks
0
Baby Kale
$13.00
treviso, pear, st. andré cheese, pickled shallots, almonds
0
Chopped Salad
$15.00
baby kale, frisee, toasted sourdough, tomato, cucumber, chicken, poached egg
0
Steak And Potato Pie
$15.00
mixed greens
0
Roasted Broccoli Pie
$14.00
leeks, roasted red bell peppers, yukon potatoes, mixed greens
0
Fish And Chips
$16.00
malt vinegar dipping sauce
0
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$14.00
spicy slaw, lemon garlic aioli, micro celery
0
House Smoked Turkey
$14.00
provolone, arugula, mustard, cherry- lime aioli. toasted whole grain
0
Crispy Pork Shoulder
$15.00
spicy apple and jicama slaw, fried egg, ciabatta roll
0
Roast Beef Dip
$14.00
dry aged beef roast, gruyere, caramelized onions, jus
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$12.00
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$2.00
add bacon
0
Sourdough Grilled Cheese
$1.00
add pickled jalapenos
0
Griddle Burger
$15.00
caramelized onions. dijon. fries
0
Griddle Burger
$1.00
add cheese
0
Griddle Burger
$2.00
fried egg
0
Sides And Extras
Mixed Green Salad
$7.00
baby heirloom tomato, cucumber
0
Fries
$6.00
0
Egg
$2.00
0
Banger
$4.00
0
Ranchers
$4.00
0
Bacon
$5.00
0
Roasted Tomato
$3.00
0
Toast
$2.00
0
Heinz Beans
$4.00
0
Breakfast Potatoes
$4.00
0
In-House Bottled Water
$3.00
bottomless jugs (sparkling or still)
0
Mixed SudsCheeky Half $4 / Pt $7.
Black And Tan
Price may varies
guinness and pale ale
0
Half And Half
Price may varies
guinness and 1903 lager
0
Snake Bite
Price may varies
1903 lager and cider
0
Snake Bite Royale
Price may varies
1903 lager, cider, dash of cassis
0
Black Velvet
Price may varies
guinness and cava (served in a flute)
0
Poor Man's Black Velvet
Price may varies
guinness and cider
0
Velvet Underground
Price may varies
guinness, cider, dash of cassis
0
Bumblebee
Price may varies
kellerweis and cider
0
Bumble-Lite
Price may varies
kellerweis and fresh apple juice
0
Shandy
Price may varies
1903 lager and lemon-lime soda
0
Ginger Tops
Price may varies
mostly 1903 lager, top of fever tree ginger beer
0
50 Cent Haircut
$9.00
sailor jeny spiced rum, coke, guinness
0
Michelada
$6.00
pacifico in a salt-rimmed pint glass, fresh lime, house-made hot sauce, over ice. refresca!
0
Black And Tan
Price may varies
guinness and pale ale
0
Half And Half
Price may varies
guinness and 1903 lager
0
Snake Bite
Price may varies
1903 lager and cider
0
Snake Bite Royale
Price may varies
1903 lager, cider, cassis
0
Black Velvet
Price may varies
guinness and cava (in a flute)
0
Poor Man's Black Velvet
Price may varies
guinness and cider
0
Velvet Underground
Price may varies
guinness, cider, cassis
0
Bumblebee
Price may varies
kellerweis and cider
0
Bumble-Lite
Price may varies
kellerweis and fresh apple juice
0
Shandy
Price may varies
1903 lager and lemon-lime soda
0
Ginger Tops
Price may varies
1903 lager, top of ginger beer
0
50 Cent Haircut
$9.00
sailor jeny spiced rum, coke, guinness
0
Beverages Specials
House Made Bloody Mary
$5.00
(vodka) or maria (ancho tequila)
0
Bottle Of Bubbles
$15.00
with oj, raspberry puree or peach puree
0
Ancho' Problem!
$9.00
ancho chile-infused tequila, margarita fixins
0
Aperol Spritz
$9.00
aperol, cava, soda, orange
0
Food
Pickled Veggies
$3.00
0
Jar Of Nuts
$3.00
0
Side Fries
$4.00
0
Brussels Sprouts
$5.00
0
Tea Sandwiches
$5.00
0
Small Mussels
$6.00
0
Raw DealOysters $2 Each. Served Fresh, Cold And Very Raw Ask Your Server For What's Available.
Chicken & Pork Meatballs
$7.00
0
Waffle Cut Fries
$8.00
chicken gravy, cheese curds
0
Three Cheese Plate
$12.00
plum, honey, nuts, toasted ciabatta
0
Curd Meat Plate
$12.00
pork rillette, house ham, chicken liver mousse, pickles
0
Signature Specials $10
Steak And Potato Pie
Price may varies
0
Broccoli And White Cheddar Pie
Price may varies
almonds, potatoes
0
Fish And Chips
Price may varies
malt vinegar, tartar sauce
0
Griddle Burger
Price may varies
caramelized onions, dijon, fries
0
Griddle Burger
$1.00
add cheese
0
Griddle Burger
$2.00
add fried egg
0
Suds And Such $4
Blonde Ale
Price may varies
0
Woodchuck Cider Bottle
Price may varies
0
Michelada
Price may varies
0
Hoss Rye Lager Bottle
Price may varies
0
Bud Bottle
Price may varies
0
Cocktails $5
Idiot Mule
Price may varies
0
Ancho' Problem
Price may varies
0
Whiskey Business
Price may varies
0
Wine And Roses $5
Bubbles
Price may varies
0
Rose
Price may varies
0
Pinot Grigio
Price may varies
0
Carmenere
Price may varies
0
Idiot Cocktails
The Panhandler
$10.00
bowen's whiskey, lemon, honey, flamed orange, on rocks
0
Ancho' Problem!
$9.00
ancho-chile-infused-tequila margarita, on rocks
0
Manhattan After Dark
$12.00
cocoa nib infused woodford reserve, sweet vermouth, bitters, orange, up
0
Cracked Gibson
$12.00
junipero gin martini, cocktail onions, cracked pepper, up
0
Hot Flash
$12.00
tequila, serrano, agave, lime juice, ginger beer, on rocks
0
Idiot's Cup #1
$12.00
tru lemon vodka, pimm's, cucumber, lemon-lime soda, tall on rocks
0
Old Fashioned Idiot
$10.00
rye whiskey, bitters, sugar, house bourbon gooseberry, orange, on rocks
0
Smoke And Sand
$12.00
los javis mezcal reposado, cherry heering, sweet vermouth, orange juice up
0
Whiskey Business
$9.00
rye whiskey, secret sauce, on rocks
0
Horsefeather
$9.00
rye whiskey, bitters, ginger beer, on rocks
0
Dark N' Stormy
$9.00
the kraken dark rum, lime, ginger beer, on rocks
0
Guests
Old Guardian
$9.00
stone brewing, escondido, ca rick, slightly sweet, caramel-hued ale 10oz tulip
0
Man's Milk
$4.50 - $8.00
noble aleworks, anaheim, ca dark and rick with hints of chocolate and caramel, on nitro
0
RegsCheesy Half $4 / Pt $7.
Blonde
Price may varies
st. archer brewing, san diego, ca clean, crisp malt character, perfect for the heat
0
1903 Lager
Price may varies
craftsman, pasadena, ca old school american lager
0
Guinness Draft Stout
Price may varies
ireland the perfect pt
0
Mosaic Pale Ale
Price may varies
el segundo brewing, ca citrusy and bright, clean and well balanced
0
Kellerweis
Price may varies
sierra nevada, chico, ca bavarian-style wheat beer, banana, clove
0
Racer 5 IPA
$3.50 - $6.00
bear republic, healdsburg, ca flagship cali ipa - floral, hoppy, balanced dry
0
Bottles And Cans $6
Duvel Tripel Hop
$11.00
belgium
0
Woodchuck Cider
Price may varies
vermont
0
Hoss Rye Lager
Price may varies
great divide, co
0
Leffe Blonde Abbey Ale
Price may varies
belgium
0
Ellie's Brown Ale
Price may varies
avary, boulder, co
0
Pacifico Lager
Price may varies
mexico
0
Bud, King Of Beer
Price may varies
anheuser busch
0
Becks Non-Alcoholic Lager
Price may varies
germany
0
Port Brewing Pontos IPA
Price may varies
16oz can, san diego
0
Carlsberg Lager
Price may varies
denmark
0
Michelada
Pacifico
Price may varies
salt, lime, guajillo chile paste, ice
0
BombersBigger Bottles.
Tongue Tickles
$16.00
double ipa noble ale works, anaheim, ca
0
Schonramer
$9.00
pilsner germany
0
Crispin "The Saint" Cider
$11.00
colfax, ca
0
Reissdorf
$9.00
kolsch
0
Arrogant Bastard
$9.00
american strong ale stone brewing, escondido, ca
0
Saison Dupont
$11.00
farmhouse ale belgium
0
Duvel
$22.00
golden ale belgium
0
Sofie
$16.00
belgian style ale goose island beer co., chicago, il
0
Houblon Chouffe
$22.00
tripel ipa belgium
0
Galaxy Showers
$16.00
noble aleworks, anaheim, ca
0
Bubbles
Mercat
$9.00
cava brut, penedes, spain, nv
0
Codorniz
$10.00
cava rose of pinot noir, spain, nv
0
Nicolas Feuillatte
$14.00
brut reserve, champagne, france, nv
0
White
Riesling
$10.00
fritz's, rheinhessen, germany 2011
0
Pinot Grigio
$9.00
riff, trentino-alto adige, italy 2012
0
Verdejo/Viura
$9.00
basa, rueda, spain 2010
0
Garnatxa Blanca
$11.00
zerran, spain 2012
0
Bordeaux
$12.00
chateau des tuquets, france 2012
0
Sauv
$13.00
blanc, sancerre, dom, des charmilles, france 2011
0
Chardonnay
$11.00
siete fincas, mendoza, argentina 2013
0
Pink
Le Cengle
$10.00
provence, france 2013
0
Red
Pinot Noir
$12.00
inception, central coast, ca 2011
0
Garnacha/Tempranillo
$10.00
fiesta, azul y garanza, spain 2012
0
Syrah/Sangiovese
$13.00
la cuadrilla, santa ynez, ca 2012
0
Corbieres
$10.00
chateau la boutignane, france 2011
0
Malbec
$10.00
casa marguery, mendoza, argentina 2012
0
Melbec/Cabernet Sauvignon
$13.00
amancaya, mendoza 2011
0
Bordeaux
$14.00
lacombes noaillac, medoc, france 2009
0
Carmenere
$10.00
chocalan, maipo valley, chile 2011
0
Cabernet Sauvignon
$11.00
tolosa, paso robles, ca 2011
0
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