Smarty Pants Menu and Prices

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Smarty Pants Menu

Last Update: 2025-03-14


SandwichesAll sandwiches come with your choice of: potato salad, chips and salsa, or slaw, sub green salad for $1.50. All menu items made fresh daily using only the finest ingredients. Substitute "vegeterian" field roast on any sandwich. To-go orders add

Lil' Brat

$8.25

with turkey, corned beef, or field roast. a classic rueben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese & classic sauce. grilled to pefection on marble rye.

Deluxe Grilled Cheese

$7.25

avocado spread, monterey jack & cheddar cheese, red onion & tomato, grilled on sourdough.

Flipper

$8.25

our house made tuna salad grilled on sourdough with tomato & cheddar cheese

Troublemaker

$8.25

sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey-jack cheese, & bacon. served on toasted french roll & topped with lettuce, tomato & spicy sauce.

Firecracker

$8.25

thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, tomato & mayo.

Ms. Piggy

$8.25

slow simmered succulent pork topped with slaw monterey-jack & our award winning sauce. served on toasted french roll. one of our best!

Scamp

$8.25

lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll & topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo & onion. another one of our best!

Lil' Philly

$8.25

rich roast beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, peppers & swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll topped with our horseradish sauce

Chickenhawk

$8.25

sliced chicken breast grilled with bbq sauce topped with monterey jack, red onion & bacon. served on a toasted french roll.

Turkey & Avocado

$8.25

grilled turkey served on a toasted french roll with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & mayo.

Roast Beef

$8.25

thin sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion. all on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.

Egg Salad

$7.25

smarty pant's original egg salad piled high on a toasted french roll. topped with lettuce & tomato

Veggie Sub

$7.25 - $8.25

a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce, tomato, avocado, onion, & monterey-jack cheese with hummus & avocado spread.

B.E.L.T.

$8.25

an american classic, bacon, lettuce & tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. served on toasted sourdough with mayo.

Gringa

$8.25

our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce, tomato put to bed on a toasted french roll with mayo.

Pit Boss

$8.25

savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinegairette, lettuce, tomato & pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll.


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