Paradox Cafe Menu and Prices

$4.25

Our homemade corn tortilla chips served with your choice of our nacho cheese sauce or salsa; choose house-made guacamole or queso fundito for $2.00 extra.

$7.75

A fabulous remix of our original with artichokes, spinach, herbs and spices served with homemade corn tortilla chips.

$4.50

Warmed flatbread slathered with homemade hummus, raw spinach, fresh tomato and feta cheese.

$6.75

Homemade corn tortilla chips topped with black bean chili, cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream, banana peppers and green onion. Add a side of guacamole, our seasoned taco meat or tempeh for $1.00!

$6.50

Tempeh sticks cooked until crisp served over a bed of fresh spinach with peanut sauce for dipping.

$5.00

A bowl of seasoned shoestring french fries, topped with cheese sauce, then smothered with gravy! This quebecois favorite is eaten with a fork…and, if you demand bbq, instead of gravy, we can do that

$4.00 - $6.00

Not processed & lightly seasoned. Real food takes longer to cook but completely worth the wait!

$7.00

Served with kalamata olives, cucumber, roasted red pepper, green onion and warmed pita.

$3.25

Steamed oregon mushrooms in our marinade, served chilled. (Gluten free).

$3.00 - $5.00

Served with sliced herb & onion bread.

$3.25 - $5.25

Served with homemade cornbread. Add cheese or sour cream for extra love!

$8.50

A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or mediterranean salad.

$4.00 - $7.50

Mixed greens with tomato, cucumber, raw veggies, sunflower seeds and your choice of dressing.

$4.25 - $8.95

Fresh spinach with dried cranberries, toasted walnuts, fuji-apples, tomato, cucumber and feta cheese served with our maple-mustard dressing.

$5.00 - $8.00

Chopped romaine lettuce served over our fresh corn tortilla chips topped with black beans, seasoned taco meat, shredded cheese, salsa and sour cream.

$4.00 - $8.25

Raw spinach topped with fresh cucumber, tomatoes, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, feta cheese and your choice of dressing.

$8.50

Blended cabbages tossed with cashews, green onions and crispy yakisoba noodles in our sesame-peanut dressing topped with tempeh cooked in our homemade bbq sauce.

$6.50

Mixed greens tossed with tomato, avocado and coconut bacon in our homemade caesar dressing. Served with salt & cracked black pepper potato chips.

$7.95

Toasted good seed bread piled high with layers of hummus, pesto, lettuce, tomato, tempeh and roasted garlic aioli.

$6.50

Our twist on the classic sandwich, served open-faced on a grilled pub bun.

$6.00

Sauerkraut, seasoned tempeh and melted swiss cheese on toasted dark rye with 1000 island dressing.

$7.75

Zucchini, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, and red peppers are roasted to perfection served on grilled garlic ciabatta with basil pesto. Served with a side of marinara for dipping.

$6.00

Good seed bread stuffed with your choice of tempeh, tofurky or oven-roasted turkey, lettuce, tomatoes with garlic aioli; served with salt & cracked pepper kettle chips.

$7.50

Seasoned tempeh with grilled onions, bell peppers, mushrooms and melted swiss cheese served on grilled cibatta with roasted garlic aioli.

$7.50

Guacamole, jalapenos, caramelized onions and peppers unload tons of love for your tongue and tummy!

$7.75

Basil pesto, melted swiss cheese, fresh tomato and avocado slices blend together perfectly for a treat your mouth won’t soon forget.

$5.50 - $6.00

Served with lettuce, tomato, pickle chips and roasted garlic aioli.

$7.50

Perfect for colder weather! Served open-faced, topped with black bean chili, tomatoes and onions.

$6.25

Gluten free pasta in our cheese sauce with raw spinach and tomatoes. Add broccoli to pasta $1.25. Add basil pesto for $1.00. (Gluten free).

$7.50

Your choice of blackened tofu, tempeh or ‘chicken’, stuffed in a pita with raw spinach, tomato, avocado and ‘cool’ cucumber sauce.

$4.75

Your choice of one egg or tempeh or tofu with either potatoes or rice; finished off with your choice of toast. Real hungry? Ask for the basic “doubled-up” for only $1.75!

$7.75

Your choice of seasoned potatoes or brown rice, topped with steamed vegetables and your choice of one egg, tempeh or tofu. Try it “curry style”; same as above mixed with asian curry sauce, raisins &

$8.25

Choose a pancake, french toast or waffle; sausage, potatoes or veggies; one egg, tempeh or tofu.

$7.25

Corn or wheat tortillas layered with our house chili and cheese topped with your choice of an egg or tofu, with rice, sour cream, and salsa.

$9.50

Your choice of two eggs, tempeh or tofu, veggies or sausage; seasoned breakfast potatoes and a wheat biscuit smothered in almond gravy.

$8.50

A blend of steamed vegetables, your choice of an egg, tempeh or tofu and our house chili; wrapped in a giant wheat tortilla topped with salsa & green onions; served with seasoned potatoes. Add cheese

$7.50

Steamed veggies served over a half order of biscuits and gravy topped with your choice of egg, tofu or tempeh.

$9.50

Our original, back by demand! Seasoned tofu and veggie sausage served on thick-sliced sourdough topped with our tree hugger hollandaise. Served with seasoned potatoes.

$9.50

Seasoned tofu cooked with chipotle sausage, caramelized onions, peppers and jalapenos scrambled with spinach; served with sour cream and breakfast potatoes.

$8.50

Grilled tofu, mushrooms and onions scrambled with spinach, served over a full order of herb & onion bread smothered with almond gravy!

$3.75 - $5.25

(When available). Add raisins and nuts $ 0.50.

$3.95 - $5.95

$3.00

$1.50 - $3.00

$3.00 - $3.25

Veggie (v), smoked apple sage (V), chicken-apple.

$2.75 - $2.00

Herb & onion, corn muffin (gf) or wheat biscuit.

$1.00 - $1.75

$0.75 - $1.25

$1.95

Ciabatta, sour dough, dark rye, or good seed.

$4.25 - $8.75

Oregon hazelnuts & dried cranberries. (Gluten free).

$4.35 - $8.75

Our whole grain batter, dark chocolate & toasted almonds. (Gluten free).

$4.35 - $8.75

Fresh apples & toasted walnuts.

$4.00 - $8.00

(Gluten free). Combine your favorite flavors to any pancake from the ingredients or make happy heart” pancakes by adding blueberries or bananas for $0.50 each!

$4.25 - $8.00

(Gluten free). Combine your favorite flavors to any pancake from the ingredients or make happy heart” pancakes by adding blueberries or bananas for $0.50 each!

$5.00

Scottish oats blended into a not-so-vegan, rich batter or try one of our vegan gluten free batters cooked waffle style!

$7.75

Sprinkled with powdered sugar. French toast, waffle and pancakes served with earth balance. Butter by request.

$3.00 - $5.00

“Hog” version: herb & onion bread with gravy add $0.75, “gf v” version: gluten-free & vegan with gravy add $1.50.

$7.00

Three seasoned petite corn cakes cooked with jalapenos topped with salsa, guacamole, sour cream and green onions. (Gluten free).

$4.25

Seasoned red potatoes smothered with your choice of homemade nacho cheese sauce, or almond gravy topped with green onions.