Last Update: 2025-03-14
$8.25
A large helping of tater tots or french fries topped with chili, cheese and garnished with onions and olives. 1 bacon - add crumbled bacon $1.00. 1 cheese - add extra cheese $1.00. 3 of doom - add cr
$6.25
Dip into our homemade red pepper hummus with delicious slices of lightly grilled pita bread.
$6.25
A heaping basket of perfectly fried onion rings.
$7.25
A basket of breaded and fried sweet cream corn balls.
$9.00
A basket of golden fried green beans with a side of savory tartar. Theyre really hip.
$7.25
A basket of breaded and fried mozzarella sticks.
$6.25
Four slices of battle ready cheesy garlic bread.
$6.25
Breaded and fried jalapeno cheese ravioli.
$4.25 - $6.25
A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing.
$4.25 - $6.25
A classic caesar salad with parmesan and croutons. Moar chicken add chicken $3.00
$6.00 - $9.00
Fresh tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella cheese on a bed of leafy spinach with a drizzle of olive oil.
$6.00 - $8.00
A spinach and mixed green salad with cucumbers, red onions, black olives, and a sesame dressing.
$3.25
Ask your server what delicious soup is available.
$3.25
A cup of savory chili with cheese.
$26.00
Need a big plate of meat. Sure you do. A full pound and a half of flat iron steak with a side can satisfy the hungriest dragon mounted chevalier.
$22.00
Prove your skill in battle by taking on two of our 1.5 lb steaks screw the side.
$11.00
Screw veal, this 6oz flat iron steak with a side will make you forget that we stole it straight from the nest
$9.25
A delicious poached spaghetti monster with marinara, topped with parmesan cheese and green onions. It cant block flying creatures.
$3.00
Make it a real monster with a crumbled orc patty.
$11.00
Spaghetti, spinach, cheese, green onions, and olives, topped with an oil infused with hot peppers and garlic. Spice challenge rating: 1 to 5 stars. Anti alchemist's pasta add grilled chicken $3.50. A
$9.25
Start a fire with a spicy skyy vodka cream sauce tossed over penne noodles, topped with parmesan cheese and paprika. Spice challenge rating: 1 to 5 stars. Medivac penne add diced bacon $2.00. Zerg ru
$9.25
Warzone of flavor. A combo of hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, black olives, feta, tzatziki sauce and romaine atop pita bread. The ares add bacon and turkey $1.25. The artemis add four succul
$11.25
Toasted turkey, grilled unicorn bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special mayo of smiting. Vorpal turkey club add onions, ham and bbq sauce $2.25. Flaming turkey club add spicy mayo and chopped haba
$10.25
Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, grilled portobello slices, and guacamole all on grilled ciabatta bread. Sheik's chain remove guacamole, add bacon and chicken $4.75. Majora's shadow add succulent
$6.50
Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone and greens on a toasted kaiser roll.
$10.25
Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices, guacamole and our fresh hummus. Natures warrior add bacon and lamb and beef strips $1.50. Ardent dilettante shapeshift into a
$9.75
Delicious grilled unicorn bacon with greens, tomatoes and provolone cheese. The taste is pure magic. Uuuult four more slices of bacon $3.00. Magical leopluradon add four lamb and beef strips $3.00
$11.50
A roast beef sandwich that will make your hunger shrink three sizes. Comes with onions, spring mix, tomato, mayo, and choice of cheese. Inwapcs add nacho cheese $2.00. Beast mode add zelda cream chee
$9.25
An all chuck patty, greens, onion, tomato, a choice of cheese and house mayo. Its so mind numbingly ordinary we cant even think of a referential joke for it. The muggle add bacon $2.00. Chicken da
$9.75
A single onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom err, rather, our doom frier sitting upon an orc patty, mayo, and doused with a special barbecue sauce. The sam add onions and ham $2.00. Elven k
$12.25
A huge portobello cap topped with swiss and an all chuck patty. Its the best mushroom burger in town. Tl dr it has fucking meat on it. The 1 up add bacon $2.00
$10.25
An all chuck patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce, topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack cheese, guacamole and spicy mayo. Ancient red add diced peppers for more of a punch $0.50. Nature dragon
$13.50
A orc sized, all chuck patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens. The or40k add a huge portobello cap for a grim/dark taste $3.00. Take back the farm add
$9.25
Hungry for a megacorp buyout burger. Pineapple, provolone, teriyaki sauce and mild wasabi mayo on an all chuck patty. Aerial rigger sub in a delicious chicken patty free. Orc decker sub in an orc pat
$13.25
A huge massacre of our & 2 chili on an open faced all chuck patty burger. Youre going to need a fork. Rivers Revenge add a crumbled all chuck patty and chopped bacon $3.00
$9.25
Its got a whole lotta love to give. An orc patty, unspiced firebat sauce, and parmesan cheese. Jackhammer add savory bacon to the firebat sauce $2.00
$3.50
$5.50
$5.50
$5.00
$3.00
Vegan & gluten free
$5.50
$3.00
Coke, cherry coke, diet coke, powerade blue, fanta orange, mr. pibb, sprite & lemonade.
$3.00
Grapefruit, cranberry, orange, blueberry, pineapple and tomato.
$2.25
Lipton black, chai spice, lemon & ginger, peppermint, earl grey hot, and green.
$2.25
$2.00
$2.00
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